Entertainment Plans

| April 14, 2004

I was mulling over the idea of going to see a movie tomorrow night; I haven’t been to a theater since Lord of the Rings – Return of the King. But a better entertainment idea has occurred to me. I’m going to park across from the Post Office tomorrow and laugh at all the last-minute […]

Negotiations

| April 14, 2004

The current holder of the “biggest a-hole in Iraq” title, Moqtada al-Sadr, has decided that maybe, just maybe, it might be time to surrender to negotiate with the Americans. As we used to say in the Army, “there is no problem that cannot be solved by the suitable application of high explosives.”