Blaster

| August 29, 2003

This is the face of tech evil? This dirtbag, Jeffrey Lee Parson, arrested in connection with the recent virus-ish attack on computers worldwide, looks like the kind of guy who should have been out playing football. But no, he had to go and vandalize other peoples’ property. I wonder what the maximum prison term for […]

Dental Nuisance

| August 28, 2003

I don’t mind going to the dentist. I really don’t. I don’t mind the awful-tasting topical anaesthetics. I don’t mind the needle jabs. I really don’t mind the ensuing numbness. The noise, smell and brain-jarring vibrations from dental tools — no sweat. It’s all tolerable. But I swear, the tingling of a numbed lip coming […]