I was going to watch Obama’s presser today…

| March 11, 2011

… but then I remembered that I gave up listening to prevaricating douchebags for Lent. And I’m not even Catholic.

Ding-dong, the witch is dead.

| January 5, 2011

Well, all right, Nancy Pelosi may not be dead dead, exactly (though she does occasionally engender comments along the lines of “doesn’t she look natural?”) but at least she’s out of the Speaker’s chair. Of course, San Fran Nan couldn’t exit the office without taking an extravagant taxpayer funded vacation, and without telling another gargantuan […]