Dear Iowa,

| January 3, 2012

Four years ago you held caucuses, and came up with Mike “Aw-Shucks Nanny-Statist” Huckabee as your chosen winner. The only thing that kept me from going nuclear on you then was that I recognized the ease, the slickness with which Huckabee had been able to con voters throughout his career. You have another chance tonight. […]

A Bit of Advice

| September 22, 2011

If Dick Cheney tells you your days are numbered, it would be wise to immediately make sure your life insurance premiums are paid up-to-date.