A Note to the Paris Riot Police
Russ Emerson | March 28, 2006
About those water cannon you’re using: add some soap. Seriously. Those are French students you’re hosing down. Employez le savon. Ils sentent terribles.
Note to 1st and 2nd Level Network Engineers
Russ Emerson | November 27, 2005
To: Technical Underlings From: Your Escalation Engineer 1) The proper greeting when I walk in the door at the start of my duty shift is “Hi, Russ” or some similarly generic greeting. It is not “I have an escalation for you” or, despite the evident faith and confidence you place in my abilities, “Man, am […]