Michael Moore Haiku of the Day

| July 8, 2004

More on moron Moore: Blossoms waft through air, dropping from branches — falling. Earth quakes when he walks. Go visit MooreIsFat.com.

More Moore Haiku

| July 7, 2004

After the first “haiku” that I did for MooreIsFat.com, several more sprang (sprung?) unbidden to my mind. The thing about Moore it’s not just how much he eats it’s the flatulence. Bulbous and grotesque; view, and suddenly desire onset of blindness. Loved by Hollywood “Columbine” took home awards. Biggest. Tux. Ever. Showered with awards but […]