A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates

Posted By on August 6, 2012 at 10:00 am

  • Just got the statement of charges ("This is Not a Bill") from the hospital. $16,612.00. Private insurance FTW. #
  • I'm convinced that Obama dislikes the Poles because they were the first to throw off the shackles of Soviet communism. http://t.co/dCrY3uvR #
  • Apropos of noting: I would murder for a taco right about now. #
  • I went to Google, typed "Harry Reid is a" – was surprised to see that "pederast" wasn't one of the autocompletes. #HarryReidisaPederast #
  • Hillbuzz? MT @AnnCoulter: I have a good source in Chicago, says Obama and Jeremiah Wright were gay lovers while committing felony tax fraud. #
  • Got another "This Is Not A Bill" from the hospital. $39,640.25 (which includes the previous Not A Bill total.) Yay for insurance. #
  • I had a job offer at JPL, but the life of a carnival barker seemed to have a much better up-side. #
  • Has Harry Reid committed pederasty on Mars yet? #
  • It's the 21st century – where are the flying cars? They sent it to Mars? Yeah, I'm OK with that. #MSL @MarsCuriosity #
  • It's 3am and I'm watching a NASA/JPL press conference. Yeah, I'm a #geek #

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