That’s great – it starts with an earthquake.

Posted By on November 13, 2009 at 2:36 pm

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.*
Opening in theaters this weekend: 2012
The movie postulates that Mayan predictions of the end of the world — their calendar ends in December, 2012 — are accurate. It apparently has to do with planetary alignments and some such rot — never mind that there’s no actual evidence for any of those claims.
Nevertheless, a special effects extravaganza ensues.
Well, here are my predictions:
1) The movie will suck like a fusion-powered Electrolux.
2) Nevertheless, it’ll make approximately 17 trillion dollars.
and the big one:
3) The world won’t end in 2012.
I know for a fact that the world will end on December 31 of this year. That’s when this calendar I have right here ends, so it has to be true.


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