Quote of the Day

Posted By on November 8, 2004 at 11:02 pm

Jonah Goldberg:

Look, I understand that the entire Popular Front of the Left lost — and big — last week. I understand they thought they were going to win. I understand that many of them believed all of the nonsense about Bush’s being a fascist crusader and I understand that some actually believed P. Diddy’s axiom that you should vote (Democratic) or die. (Although it should be self-evident that a man who chooses the name P. Diddy is not a man to take very seriously. Last time I checked, Henry Kissinger never contemplated calling himself “Special K.”)

Sleepy Weasel

Posted By on November 8, 2004 at 12:30 pm

I always thought the naming of military operations was something of a minor art form. Once upon a time, names were made up on the spot by a commander or one of his staff officers.

  • “Overlord” — the D-Day invasion of France. The all-time classic name.
  • “Torch” — the invasion of North Africa in 1943 (during which many Vichy French soldiers surrendered or assumed room temperature) which ultimately helped defeat Rommel’s vaunted Afrika Korps.
  • “Market-Garden” — the airborne invasion of Holland depicted in the film A Bridge Too Far.
  • “Urgent Fury” — the invasion of Grenada.
  • “Tidal Wave” — the bombing of oil refineries in and around Ploesti, Romania in August of 1943.

[“Tidal Wave” is my all-time favorite-to-study combat mission in all of history. 178 B-24 “Liberator” heavy bombers flew at tree-top level, right into the muzzles of the flak cannons, in an attempt to destroy a portion of Germany’s oil-refining capability. Such courage is hard to fathom. 30% of the aircraft were lost, and the aircrews suffered 55% casualties. Five Medals of Honor were awarded for the mission, three posthumously. And I’ll bet a dollar that you never even heard of it before now.]
Later, names were made by pulling two random words from a sort of operation name generator book. Now I suppose they’re generated by a computer.
The point of an operation name wasn’t to have something catchy for the press release. OPSEC — Operations Security — was not something to be taken lightly. The name of an operation was thus supposed to be a reference term that would not give away the objective of the operation. A hypothetical German agent in 1944 London overhearing the phrase “Operation Overlord” would have had no idea to what it referred.
Then came the era of Pentagon press awareness. Suddenly, the name of an operation was not a trivia item to be memorized by bored high school history students 30 years later, it became the chapter name for textbooks yet to be written.

  • “Just Cause” — Panama.
  • “Desert Shield / Desert Storm” — duh.
  • “Iraqi Freedom” — biggest duh of them all.

The Pentagon really needs to fire the staffer who came up with “Operation Iraqi Freedom.” “Operation Sleepy Weasel” would have been a more OPSEC-conscious name.
And today begins “Phantom Fury,” the taking of Fallujah. Sanity appears to have returned to the Operations staff, as far as naming operations goes. It sure beats “Operation Urban Brawl” or “Operation Take Fallujah.” And three or four months ago, when planning for Phantom Fury began, the name would have given no indication of intent to any possible eavesdroppers.
As a side note: a number of years ago the Pentagon decided that frivolous or non-serious names were inappropriate. Indeed. Good men were and are killed on these operations. No one wants to hear that their son has died in action, and it would be an outrage to tell parents that their son had died in “Operation Fluffy Bunny.”



Late, late update – 12Aug2005: John at Castle Argghhh! goes into much greater detail on the topic. Definitely recommended reading.