The Legend of Me

Posted By on November 17, 2004 at 8:35 am

If I were the scion of a late 18th/early 19th century Spanish Don in old California, wearing a mask, buckling my swash and protecting the péons from the depredations of the ruling elite with the skill of my blade, but all the while feeling as sick as I do today, I’d be known in myth and legend as El Crappo.
Today, laptop and digital camera in hand, El Crappo rides.
I’ll be back in a week. Blogging from the road may be intermittent.

The Road to Wellville

Posted By on November 16, 2004 at 10:16 am

My week-long road trip starts tomorrow, and I still feel like slightly warmed-up dog crap. At least, I presume this is how canine excrement would feel if it were briefly held over an open flame.
Someone please medicate me.
On the plus side, if I’m sick today, I might be well again by the time I get to where I’m going.
Ya, right. As long as I’m wishing, I’d kind of like a million dollars, too.