Posted By Russ Emerson on December 23, 2004 at 1:22 pm
Nyquil… “the nightime sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffyhead fever so you can rest medicine.”
More appropriate, I think, is “the knock you just far enough on your butt so that the symptoms just don’t bother you and you can get some sleep… and sleep you will — far more than you planned or wanted… medicine.”
At least I’m well-rested. But I imagine the people down the street are complaining today about the odd coughing noises that kept them up all night.
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Posted By Russ Emerson on December 22, 2004 at 3:20 pm
Here’s someone who’s going to get coal in his stocking:
A 17-year-old is accused of firing a pellet gun from a second-story window, hitting a man dressed as Santa Claus on Monday night. Police said the boy confessed.
Maybe the ACLU will defend the poor oppressed-by-Judeo-Christian-symbology kid in Santa Court. He may be an insufferable jerk, but doesn’t he have a right to get a stocking full of goodies?
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