Quote(s) of the Day

Posted By on January 4, 2005 at 6:25 pm

With Congress now back in session, I thought it might be a good day to roll out some oldies-but-goodies.
Alexis De Tocqueville:

The debates of that great assembly are frequently vague and perplexed, seeming to be dragged rather than to march, to the intended goal. Something of this sort must, I think, always happen in public democratic assemblies.

Henry David Thoreau:

If we were left solely to the wordy wit of legislators in Congress for our guidance, uncorrected by the seasonal experience and the effectual complaints of the people, America would not long retain her rank among the nations.

Mark Twain:

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Will Rogers:

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.

Personally, every time Congress goes into session, regardless of who’s in charge, I’m inclined to hide my wallet and clean my shotguns.

Smoker Day

Posted By on January 2, 2005 at 1:01 pm

I was going to cook barbecue yesterday, New Year’s Day, I swear I was. But due to circumstances beyond my control, the smoker didn’t get lit.
Well, OK, the circumstances were entirely within my control — I overslept, and thus didn’t get the smoker lit in the morning. A morning lighting is required to allow enough time for the smoker to do it’s job properly if you want to actually eat before, say, 9pm.
But I really needed the sleep.
Last night I made sure to set my alarm clock. As a result, my own little Vesuvius has already been belching smoke for a couple of hours today, and there’s a nice slab of brined and spice-rubbed pig inside, giving its all for my gustatorial delight.
Maybe I should spend my free time today learning to make good hushpuppies.
Update, 7:30pm: Yuuummmm.