If Thy Eye Offends Thee…

Posted By on February 4, 2005 at 11:06 pm

CNN’s Jeanne Moos did a report that aired tonight — “Giving the Finger.”
[Video is, for the time being, accessible here (scroll down). I don’t know how long it’ll be there.]
They showed pictures of a number of web pages featuring Americans who showed their support for the Iraqi elections by inking their fingers and posting photos.
Including this page at GOPbloggers.org.
For a moment, it seemed the eyes of America would be safe. But it was not meant to be. CNN scrolled down the page, and captured this:
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All across the land, CNN viewers were driven to the edge of despair and madness — and beyond — by the horrible visage.
Nonetheless, I may be insufferable for a couple of hours.

Memento Patris

Posted By on February 3, 2005 at 3:38 pm

Not only have I had a writing drought, but I have been pretty lax in my browsing as well.
How else could I have missed the news of a new baby in the family of Brian B. of Memento Moron?
Still, that’s no excuse.
So, go congratulate Brian, before the diaper duty overwhelms him!