We’re #3!

Posted By on June 16, 2005 at 7:49 pm

Finally… a caption contest in which I managed to finish near the top.
It’s not pretty.

Sing, Sing a Song

Posted By on June 16, 2005 at 1:56 pm

At Absinthe & Cookies, Ith has a contest going: write a jingle for your blog.
Lord help me, this was the first thing I could think of, and now I can’t get the tune out of my head.
Set to arguably the most ludicrous song ever to hit the Top 40, “Rock Lobster” by the B-52s:

Military blogger
Barbecue über geek
Has a stray thought and blogs it
It is the TacJammer

(Ahhh… ahhh… ahhh… ahhh…)
TacJammer…
(Ahhh… ahhh… ahhh… ahhh…)
TacJammer…

All I want to know is, where do I sign up to get some background singers?
[And now I have to spend the rest of my life living this down. Swell. Lord knows, the last thing I need is to be forever associated in peoples’ minds (not least of all my own) with such an awful song.
Someone needs to make an entry to beat me. I *should* be beaten.
And if I win, I will need to be beaten with a very large stick.]