Posted By Russ Emerson on June 24, 2005 at 4:29 pm
I am fairly certain the cat, Mycah, is trying to kill me.
Her methods mainly consist of attempts to break my neck by tripping me as I go down the stairs, exsanguination via repeatedly clawing at my leg (said activity cleverly disguised as an effort to obtain cat treats), and asphyxiation through the use of wads of cat hair.
Occasionally she tries weapons. Here, she has been photographed waiting — weapon close at hand paw — for me to come through the front door:
Note to the authorities: If I should happen to be found lifeless in my home, the cat did it.
She hardly looks the type, does she?
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Posted By Russ Emerson on June 23, 2005 at 7:58 pm
I thought I had found this at Absinthe & Cookies, but now I don’t see it there…. Oh, well. From FoxNews:
Lions Save African Girl From Abductors
ADDIS ABABA, Ethiopia — A 12-year-old girl who was abducted and beaten by men trying to force her into a marriage was found being guarded by three lions who apparently had chased off her captors, a policeman said Tuesday.
My first thought on seeing the story was “Aslan lives!”
That this thought occurred to me is almost certainly the result of having seen one of the previews shown before the movie I saw last week. Said preview was, of course, for the upcoming The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe.
It looks absolutely, stunningly, incredibly good.
Granted, previews are supposed to put the best possible face on the movie they advertise, but if the highlights are anything whatsoever to go by, LW&W has the potential to make the Lord of the Rings trilogy look like a crap sandwich… and I say this as a guy who thinks LOTR is one of the finest things ever recorded on film.
I rarely go out to the movies anymore, despite the fact that I actually like going to movies. More specifically, I like going movies that interest me for one reason or another, which might explain why I so rarely go. For instance, Revenge of the Sith was the first movie I’ve gone to see since last October.
It surely won’t be another eight or nine months before I go to the next. LW&W is due to hit theaters in early December.
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