Wanted Man

Posted By on July 27, 2005 at 8:19 am

Most people, when contacted “out of the blue” by the FBI, might be a bit curious as to why. I certainly was, when I had an e-mail from them this morning. They had apparently heard about me….
They know I’m a linguist, have a military intelligence background, and experience in internetworking.
But I’m afraid that, despite my intrigue at the possibility of being helpful, I’m just too old to become a rookie FBI special agent. They have their standards, and the maximum cutoff age is 36. I sent a polite reply to the recruiter.
Man, it hurts to say “too old” — I must be the world’s youngest old codger.

As If You Didn’t Already Know

Posted By on July 26, 2005 at 3:42 pm

Because we all know that internet-based quizzes are the root of self esteem:

My computer geek score is greater than 93% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!

I’m disappointed with myself just for taking the quiz in the first place.
[Found via Llama Butchers]