Thus Spake Russ

Posted By Russ Emerson on December 6, 2005 at 5:40 pm

You know your medical condition is either disfiguring or embarassing — or both — when the treatment consists of a mix of antibiotics and prescription ointment.
And when the ointment tube has a prominent reminder not to get it in your eyes? Trust me on this: they mean it.
Ugly photo follows.

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Posted By Russ Emerson on December 1, 2005 at 4:31 pm

The following exchange took place earlier this week between my sister and my young niece.

Sister: “So, honey, what would you like for Christmas this year?”
Niece: “World domination.”

*sniff* She makes her uncle so proud.

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