You Know (Part 12)
Posted By Russ Emerson on March 1, 2006 at 2:55 pm
You know, it’s probably a good idea to let your dermatologist deal with….
No, no, no — stop right there. This is too thoroughly and disgustingly pseudo-medical. “Puking readers” is not my idea of a good time.
I can state for the record, however, that neither pain nor major orifices were even tangentially involved in the incident which I forbear from describing. Just… eeewww.
Update: As big as a nickel, but spherical. I kid you not.