Hello, Nurse!
Posted By Russ Emerson on July 13, 2012 at 1:22 pm
Having spent the entire morning at the hospital for pre-op testing and such, I can now — after six years of theorizing — state with 100% certainty that Attractiveness must have been one of the absolute requirements placed before anyone who has to date entered the Nursing profession.
Because, yowza.
I was pretty sure about this before today, but I needed a slightly larger sample group.
And for those who didn’t get what the title of this post refers to, please allow me to clarify:
So yes, I’m off to the hospital for another operation next week. Rather than something that might directly impact the Ongoing Neurological Unpleasantness™, this is something simple that sort of cropped up while the neurology was being looked at: they’re gonna yank my gall bladder. Apparently, I have stones in there.
Of course, since no one has been able to figure out the root cause of my neurological woes, who knows? Maybe the gall bladder has some sort of funky effect.
Meh. We’ll see.
Anyway, I’ve got my sister coming out next week to handle the “driving heavily medicated Russ around town” chores. It’ll be good to see her, regardless — it’s been four years.
Egads… how did that happen? Time has really flown.