My Faith In Science, Shattered Again

Posted By on December 15, 2006 at 10:27 am

At Hot Air, Allahpundit notes that science has identified the saddest song ever.
Pfffffffffffft.
That was my respect for science deflating just a bit. Not as much as it’s done over this whole “man-made global warming” foofaraw, but a measurable bit, yes.
While a bunch of neurotic wussy europeans may inspire feelings in me, sadness doesn’t come close to the top of the list — except when I think of the greatness that once was Western Culture. No, when I hear The Verve* what I feel is more akin to nausea.
If you want a sad song, try Rhett Miller’s Come Around.
I’m thinking of adding it to my life’s soundtrack album, probably between Green Day’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams and the Justin Hayward’s Forever Autumn.
* Definitely not to be mistaken for The Verve Pipe, a band I actually like.
† Sorry, Mom, there’s a bad word in there.

One of These Days, She’ll Succeed

Posted By on December 13, 2006 at 6:41 pm

On the way to work this afternoon, my brakes failed. Suddenly, the stain on the driveway near the truck’s left rear tire made sense — it must have been brake fluid — and there was only one logical conclusion.
The cat did it.
I was, thankfully, not far from my mechanic’s shop, so I nursed the truck there and left it. The funny thing is, I’m getting a new truck next week, so even if I’d wrecked the old Blazer, I wouldn’t have been wheelless for long.
Still, I have to bear in mind that Mycah cut my brake lines. Which, you have to admit, is a pretty clever thing for a cat to be able to do. I mean, she can’t even reach the doorknobs to let herself out. But given her history, can there be any doubt it’s her doing?
Now I know how Clouseau felt about Cato.