Yeah, I know, target-rich environment….

Posted By on September 6, 2012 at 4:08 pm

… but I’ve got no interest this week. If you want good commentary, try Ace, Jeff, Treacher, or Stacy. Or just go see everything at Twitchy.

My mental facilities are on auto-pilot, when they’re working at all. I need to save what I’ve got for work. Perhaps I’m a bit brain-fried. Zombie-ish.

So I suppose I could fit right in with the DNC crowd in Charlotte this week.

A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates

Posted By on September 3, 2012 at 10:00 am

  • If I got arrested in 1864 #NYC this would be my #mugshot Try the app yourself (via @CopperTV and @BBCAmerica) http://t.co/L8rRyb9o #
  • Neil Armstrong walked on the moon at 39. When I was 39, I wasn't even walking around the block every day. #
  • Garlic may just be the best thing ever. Oh, how I've missed you, Divine Flavor. #
  • Whoever built New Orleans was a genius. Below sea level, in hurricane territory, and packed full of Democrats. Still, I hope they do OK. #
  • I don't know about *your* Tuesday, but I just cooked bacon AND made a batch of kimchi, so I'm pretty sure I'm ahead in the point totals. #
  • Swinging for the fence… connecting. RT @jaketapper: Feisty T-Paw #
  • I really dislike Huckabee, but I have to admit, he's good on the stump. #
  • Nailed it. RT @MelissaTweets: The crisis in K12 education is a threat to the very fabric of who we are. — @CondoleezzaRice #
  • Good lord, I think I'm breathless. #Condi #RNC2012 #
  • RT @TheRickWilson: “A country where everything is free but us.” wow wow wow. Be still, my libertarian heart. #
  • RT @stephenkruiser: I hope everyone on Team Lightrbringer is wearing a cup tonight. #BecauseRepeatedGroinKicks #GOP2012 #
  • RT @AceofSpadesHQ: Mitt Romney needs to start using the word "choad" in mixed company, for no reason. #
  • I need to BUY a top hat, spats, and a monocle. // RT @AceofSpadesHQ: Mitt Romney needs to start wearing a top hat, spats, and a monocle. #
  • I always – ALWAYS – get choked up when I see a Reagan retrospective like that. #
  • I was actually wondering if *Mitt* would surprise everyone later by busting out some Spanish. Wasn't expecting the kid. #
  • +1 RT @miracleofsound: Farewell, Jersey Shore. We liked you because you made us feel better than someone. #
  • And @markos once again reveals himself for the heartless, soulless, colossal douchebag he truly is. http://t.co/BqdRO0q4 #DIAF #
  • I need to watch the "Miracle on Ice" video again. Like, during the next commercial break. #
  • Seeing Mike Eruzione speak tonight, I had to see this again. I watched it happen with my Dad. Good times. http://t.co/vg71YRIf #
  • Me tonight: "Marco Rubio is killing!" MSNBC fact checkers tomorrow: "I witnessed FL Senator on murder spree, sez blogger." #RNC2012 #tcot #
  • Great – now @MSNBC is gonna say "Right-Wing Pundit Claims to Witness GOP Murder Spree." // MT @AnnCoulter: Mitt killing! #
  • Romney knows all the verses to "America the Beautiful." Odds of Obama knowing even one? I'm guessing under 50%. #
  • Who the hell is @MsTerryMcMillan and why should anyone care what she thinks? She seems downright ignorant, to me. #
  • Why am I still awake? Why? Why? Why? I am so doomed for work tonight. #
  • It occurs to me that the book I wrote is probably more a benefit to society than any/everything written by @MsTerryMcMillan. Seriously. #
  • That hantavirus in the news… nasty. An officer in our brigade in Korea died of that – it was called Korean Hemorrhagic Fever back then. #
  • Someone needs to tell Harry Reid to insert something sharp/jagged into himself, sideways. #
  • You misspelled "dumpster." RT @Doc6666: #DNCSouvenirs Official Fluke condom wastebasket #
  • When I was #newtoWHO I had never owned any scarf of any length or color(s). #doctorwho #
  • Just a reminder: Harry Reid has yet to deny the serious allegation that he is a pederast. Pedobear would approve. http://t.co/520CImcT #tcot #
  • Lightning *very* close to the house. Kismet seems to be sleeping soundly through the booms. Packet is nowhere to be seen. #