Posted By Russ Emerson on September 14, 2007 at 9:07 am
She puts her left paw in, she puts her left paw out….
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Adding to the degree of difficulty, she can also do it with her back paws. While asleep.
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The Hokey Pokey: now a national craze!
Posted By Russ Emerson on September 13, 2007 at 11:11 am
Yesterday, a day not normal, while I lay prone, dressed informal
in a backless gown (hospital’s), central nervous system at the fore
While I lay there, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently tapping, tapping on my spinal cord.
‘Tis some medico,’ I muttered, ‘tapping on my spinal cord —
Only this, and nothing more.’
As I lay, the fluid draining, felt like I’d received a caning
legs en fuego, hips in pain, too, though there was a total lack of gore
Now it has become the next day, and oh so much to my dismay
hips and butt hurt in the worst way; truly, they are muchly sore.
After this “adventure” awful, my doctors do I implore:
‘nother such test? Nevermore!
(I am so sorry for that.)