Note to the cats
Posted By Russ Emerson on October 13, 2008 at 4:33 am
To: Cats
From: Management
I have had a long night at work, and I’m extremely tired — due in no small part to your insistence yesterday, during the hours of the morning I tried to sleep, on having an extended verbal disagreement.
- Mycah: the boys are just trying to play. There’s no need to get so upset. Growling, hissing and spitting are not conducive to good conduct, or to my ability to sleep.
- Packet and Kismet: Mycah is getting up in years. Leave her alone when she’s trying to sleep… and especially when I’m trying to sleep.
- All three of you: attempts at wrestling, with the resultant yowling, will not be tolerated between the hours of 4am and noon.
I have a squirt bottle full of water, and I’m not afraid to use it.
Just try me.