A Week of Tweets
Posted By Russ Emerson on January 7, 2013 at 10:00 am
- Dozing off at my desk is one thing. Falling off my chair while dozing takes it to an entirely different level. ->
- RT @SarcasticRover: Considering I entered 2012 in a tin can flying through space, I must admit that things are looking up. Happy New Year. ->
- Was going to go get my groceries, but Kismet had different plans. He's currently napping on mt chest. Shhhhhh. #bigbaby ->
- I seem to have hurt my arm/shoulder when I fell this morning. This is gonna suck like a fusion-powered Electrolux. ->
- Misspelled "shields." RT @JonahNRO: Human props entering room for Obama presser. ->
- RT @RBPundit: Democrats railed against "Bush tax cuts" for ten years. Now they're pretending to save them? Are you people stupid? #tcot #p2 ->
- I'm going to make a New Years #resolution not to shout "F*** you" at the TV whenever Obama speaks. I expect to break that by January 2nd. ->
- RT @MetricButtload: Maybe if 20 congressional staffers were hanging from lamp posts in the morning? Just spitballing here. ->
- TV ads for new gadgets will continue to show people being stunningly incompetent at the most mundane of daily tasks. #2013predictions ->
- To all of you still mired in the barbarism of 2012: GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE! Now, I'm off to enjoy my flying car and laser beams! ->
- You know that you've either hugely succeeded or failed spectacularly if you are specifically named in other peoples' New Year resolutions. ->
- Unfortunately, I've just broken my New Year's #resolution –> http://t.co/s2HlxYcu ->
- Anderson "We'd Collapse A Wall On Him If He Wasn't So Useful An Idiot" Cooper 360° #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
- Big Improvised Bang Theory #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
- Harem Nightmares #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
- Animal 'Husbandry' Practice #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
- Two and a Half (it was three until we beheaded one) Men #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
- Burn-a-Synagogue Notice #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
- Being Subhuman #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
- Caliphate Restoration #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ->
- RT @mitrebox: #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches Girls Gone ->
- Or else. RT @killpundit: Everybody Loves Muhammad #currentAlJazeeraShows ->
- RT @njpatriotgal: #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches Married… to Children ->
- Does anyone make kleenex for cats? Because Kismet keeps sneezing on my monitors. ->
- I may or may not be imbibing this evening – The Macallan (cask-strength.) ->
- Since my usual payday is on a weekend, I expect to get paid tomorrow. We'll see if my take-home drops due to Obama's tax increases. ->
- Got my paycheck a bit earlier today than I expected. Definitely took a major tax hit to the ol' wallet. Thanks for nothing, Obama. ->
- RT @TabithaHale: Hey remember when Bush cut your taxes and Obama was like, no way man, I'm going to raise them again? Yeah. Totally Bush … ->
- Wow, I *totally* misread that…. RT @Inzzpired: Bulls about to get waxed. ->
- "You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, darn you! Gosh darn you all to heck! " #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue ->
- You'd think it would be way too early in the day for the cats to have gotten into too much trouble. And yet, somehow…. ->
- Join #TGDN ->
- RT @ThomasHawkinsTX: The fact that Honey Boo Boo is breathing right now is proof that Darwinism is false. ->