Posted By Russ Emerson on November 16, 2009 at 4:31 pm
About the messiah’s swelling ego:
Obama’s head is getting so big that it now takes two days for a suggestion to go in one ear and out the other.
Commenter “Daggett”, at Hot Air Headlines
Posted By Russ Emerson on November 13, 2009 at 2:36 pm
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.*
Opening in theaters this weekend: 2012
The movie postulates that Mayan predictions of the end of the world — their calendar ends in December, 2012 — are accurate. It apparently has to do with planetary alignments and some such rot — never mind that there’s no actual evidence for any of those claims.
Nevertheless, a special effects extravaganza ensues.
Well, here are my predictions:
1) The movie will suck like a fusion-powered Electrolux.
2) Nevertheless, it’ll make approximately 17 trillion dollars.
and the big one:
3) The world won’t end in 2012.
I know for a fact that the world will end on December 31 of this year. That’s when this calendar I have right here ends, so it has to be true.
Right?
Right.