Faster, Prius! Kill! Kill!

Posted By on March 11, 2010 at 11:39 am

When your car begins runaway acceleration, as has apparently been happening with some Toyotas, isn’t the immediate solution as simple as taking the car out of gear, or switching off the ignition? I fail to understand.
In any case, Toyota’s going to have some massive legal bills.
In other news, I’m utterly shocked that a Prius can reach 94 MPH, even with the accelerator welded to the floor.

Racing towards a cliff, believing they can fly.

Posted By on March 10, 2010 at 5:39 pm

At what point do we begin to see politicians hanging from lamp posts?
I don’t know… but surely this [Flaming Skull alert is in effect] would take us one step closer.