Posted By Russ Emerson on October 29, 2010 at 12:31 pm
That’s the title I’ve decided to bestow upon myself.
Yesterday I received a parcel, an item I’d ordered:
Yeah… that’s a walker. Dammit.
Well, really it’s a roller. It even comes with lockable hand brakes.
As suggested by various friends, I’ll be retrofitting it with twin .50-cal MGs, and (my own idea) a bitchin’ flame paint job.
It’s still a walker.
I’m 48.
Dammit.
Posted By Russ Emerson on October 27, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Given the reports of early voting irregularities in places including North Carolina, I begin to think it might be wise to bring a camcorder to the polling place.
I don’t actually expect problems in my area… but perhaps everyone ought to be prepared to record their voting experience — just in case.
Funny, isn’t it, how voting machine (and vote counting) problems always seem resolve in favor of candidates of, shall we say, a certain ideological persuasion?
Yeah… no opportunity for fraud here. Nope, none at all.