A simple experiment, or “Fun With Google”

Posted By on August 9, 2011 at 2:47 pm

For a light bit of entertainment with my first cup of coffee of the day, I turned to Google.

For some reason, I suspect none of those results is “himself.”

It the president were to spend his free time playing one of the Call of Duty or Battlefield franchise games, his choice of primary weapon would undoubtedly be the blamethrower.

Can anyone recommend a lawyer?

Posted By on August 8, 2011 at 5:00 pm

[Not that lawyers, as a group, have much to recommend them, of course.]

OK, so maybe I bought into the hype. I used “Axe” soap and shampoo today.

And yet, when I went out to run errands this afternoon, I did not get molested — not even once — by good looking women. Or indeed, by women of any sort.

I can sue, right?