I love you, Mr. Coffee, but….
Posted By Russ Emerson on May 6, 2003 at 7:16 am
I went to bed at midnight last night, a bit earlier than usual. Suffering (if it can be called that) from a cold, I medicated myself. You know the brand – the “snotty, coughy, generally-feel-like-crappy, knock-you-flat-on-your-butt medicine.”
Four hours later, staring at my bedroom ceiling, I finally gave up trying to sleep and schlepped my sorry heinie downstairs. Diddled with my template here for a little while, figuring it might be boring enough to send me to the Land of Nod. A couple hours of shuteye before I have to tend to my job would be better than nothing….
Nope, no dice. Not a wink.
So I finally fired up the good old Mr. Coffee. You know Mr. Coffee, don’t you? The Mr. Coffee that has followed me around for the last 10 years, from LA to San Jose to North Carolina. The coffee maker so important that when I moved and drove cross-country I brought it in the EvilSUV with me rather than wait for the moving van to show up at my new place. The Mr. Coffee that is so covered with coffee deposits that I could make a full pot o’ joe without actually adding fresh coffee grounds. I love my Mr. Coffee. But I have a question, one small question, that’s all….
Would someone please please PLEASE tell me why there aren’t any automatic drip coffee makers on the market that make more than 12 cups at a time?
That’s all I want to know.