Fisk of the Day

Posted By on October 7, 2003 at 2:13 pm

Serenity delivers a lethal fisking:

Look pal, are you here to write a novel or are you here to report the news? If you are, in fact, a REPORTER, then stick to the facts and keep your attempts at creative writing inside your Strawberry Shortcake diary at home.

You may want to wear some asbestos underwear, just in case.

Quote of the Day

Posted By on October 7, 2003 at 1:44 pm

A bit of Frank J.’s Bite-Sized Wisdom for today:

When Israel attacked Syria, we should have followed up. It would be just like that scene in Predator when a guy sees the predator and starts firing and, though no one else knows what he’s firing at, they fire in the same direction. We should be like that because Israel is our ally, or, in the least, because we like shooting stuff.

OK, either this is actually funny, or my cold meds are really powerful…