Tradition

Posted By on November 9, 2003 at 7:25 am

Long ago, Acidman had a bad experience with gin. Now, he’s on speaking terms with it, at least. Good.
In 1988, I had just been posted to Korea, and our “op-tempo” was pretty high. From April until September of that year, our routine was to spend 3 or 4 weeks in the field, up near the DMZ, then three or four days in garrison, refitting, before heading right back up to the DMZ for another mission.
We had a little ritual each time we deployed to the field, involving gin. We’d dress up in some decent civilian attire (which was almost invariably jeans and a button-down shirt) and head to the NCO Club on our post, Camp Hovey. There, we would consume pitchers of Gin & Tonics.
Not having been much of a gin man myself (I prefer a single-malt Scotch now, particularly Glenmorangie and The Glenlivet, and back then I was an unsophisticated Bud man, thankyouverymuch), I was rather put off by the taste, but for the sake of comradeship, a man will do a great many things he might not otherwise do.
Nowadays, every now and again, I pour some gin, add a little tonic water, and drop in a quarter of a lime. And I think of the great men with whom it was my privilege to serve.
Why G&Ts? I don’t know. Someone started the ritual long before I got to Korea; I hope that the tradition has continued in 1st Platoon, A Company, 102nd MI Battalion. Confido!
Veterans Day is almost upon us again.
I’d better go buy some limes.

Military Marketeers

Posted By on November 5, 2003 at 11:52 am

Donald Sensing over at One Hand Clapping posts an unclassified Army memo from the Director of the Army Staff:

From: Lovelace, James J LTG DAS
Sent: Saturday, November 01, 2003 12:37 PM
Subject: Army Theme…message
All – the Army theme is “Our Army at War — Relevant and Ready”.
[et cetera, et cetera….]

“Relevant and Ready”???
Excuse me? Since when did the Army require a theme developed by a load of marketing weenies? How much was paid to the consultants that came up with that? This ex-Sergeant thinks the taxpayers need a refund on that miserable piece of tripe.
And why do I have visions of a Dilbert-in-uniform’s Pointy-Haired-Commander running through my head?
I have an idea for a theme. Try this on for size:
The U.S. Army – Kicking Ass and Taking Names Since 1775.”
Works for me.