Michael Moore Haiku of the Day
Posted By Russ Emerson on July 8, 2004 at 11:19 am
More on moron Moore:
Blossoms waft through air,
dropping from branches — falling.
Earth quakes when he walks.
Go visit MooreIsFat.com.
Blossoms waft through air,
dropping from branches — falling.
Earth quakes when he walks.
Go visit MooreIsFat.com.
More Moore Haiku
Posted By Russ Emerson on July 7, 2004 at 3:48 pm
After the first “haiku” that I did for MooreIsFat.com, several more sprang (sprung?) unbidden to my mind.
The thing about Moore
it’s not just how much he eats
it’s the flatulence.
Bulbous and grotesque;
view, and suddenly desire
onset of blindness.
Loved by Hollywood
“Columbine” took home awards.
Biggest. Tux. Ever.
Showered with awards
but — no doubt — could benefit
from a real shower.
Dumb Americans,
he says. Only the dumbest
pay to see his crap.
it’s not just how much he eats
it’s the flatulence.
Bulbous and grotesque;
view, and suddenly desire
onset of blindness.
Loved by Hollywood
“Columbine” took home awards.
Biggest. Tux. Ever.
Showered with awards
but — no doubt — could benefit
from a real shower.
Dumb Americans,
he says. Only the dumbest
pay to see his crap.
That was fun. This haiku business is certainly entertaining… for me.
Update: yes, I should have saved these up and posted one a day. Well, I guess I’ll have to come up with more Moore material.