Thus Spake Russ

Posted By Russ Emerson on July 13, 2004 at 9:00 am

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Posted By Russ Emerson on July 11, 2004 at 2:49 pm

… will be going straight down my gullet.

I lit the coals at about 9:30 this morning, gave the piggy (which brined overnight, of course) its rubdown and had it in the cooker by 10:30. Got home from church just after noon, and the temperature was still right on the money. All I had to do was add more wood chunks for smoke. Sitting there on the deck, smoking like Mount Saint Helens on vacation in Jamaica, it looks marvelous:

Cooking barbecue the natural way, with charcoal — the way it was meant to be cooked — isn’t as hard as some people (e.g., those who swear by electric smokers) would have you believe.

It only takes a couple years of practice and anyone could do it, I suspect. But don’t try it and then get all big-headed about it — my barbecue kung fu will always be better than yours.

Seriously. I will not tolerate dissent. Especially not from my brother.

Today’s details:

• The piggy: 1 (one) 6-pound Boston Butt roast. No, I don’t know why a shoulder cut is called a “butt.”
• The brine: sugar, salt, bourbon, blackberry brandy, Cabernet Sauvignon vinegar, and one or two extras which shall remain nameless.
• The rub: kosher salt, sugar, onion powder, various chili pepper powders, garlic powder, black pepper, and one or two other spices which shall remain nameless.
• The water pan: water, bourbon, and blackberry brandy.
• The heat source: natural wood chunk charcoal, of course. No briquets for this guy. Electricity? Feh… that’s for amateurs.
• The smoke source: damp chunks of hickory.
• The work involved? At this point, all I have to do is periodically check that smoke is actually being generated, and once an hour check the temperature (and add charcol chunks, if necessary). Easy as pie.

It’s not work, it’s Art… and this is what you get:

Eat your heart out, Steve.

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