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September 18, 2004
Eventuality

Well, this was inevitable.

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I have a suggestion for all those parents pushing their kids into show business: drop dead.

OK, if you won't do that, at least do your kid a favor: ship them off to a good military school between gigs.

Posted by Russ at 02:52 AM, September 18, 2004 in Idiots

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Military school doesn't always work though. Here are two famous kids who went to Castle Heights in Tennessee.

Posted by: Donnah at September 18, 2004 01:10 PM

And if its too late you can give your kids to the National Guard for remediation.

http://ngycp.org/state/ok/

Posted by: RTO Trainer at September 18, 2004 01:44 PM

Good point, Donnah. But I figure a bit of discipline can't hurt.

Posted by: Russ at September 18, 2004 01:48 PM

It all started by playing with dad's after-shave lotion.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at September 18, 2004 05:30 PM

You're right, Russ, but I just couldn't resist.

Posted by: Donnah at September 18, 2004 11:31 PM