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July 07, 2004
More Moore Haiku
After the first "haiku" that I did for MooreIsFat.com, several more sprang (sprung?) unbidden to my mind.
The thing about Moore
it's not just how much he eats
it's the flatulence.
Bulbous and grotesque;
view, and suddenly desire
onset of blindness.
Loved by Hollywood
"Columbine" took home awards.
Biggest. Tux. Ever.
Showered with awards
but — no doubt — could benefit
from a real shower.
Dumb Americans,
he says. Only the dumbest
pay to see his crap.
it's not just how much he eats
it's the flatulence.
Bulbous and grotesque;
view, and suddenly desire
onset of blindness.
Loved by Hollywood
"Columbine" took home awards.
Biggest. Tux. Ever.
Showered with awards
but — no doubt — could benefit
from a real shower.
Dumb Americans,
he says. Only the dumbest
pay to see his crap.
That was fun. This haiku business is certainly entertaining... for me.
Update: yes, I should have saved these up and posted one a day. Well, I guess I'll have to come up with more Moore material.
Posted by Russ at 03:48 PM, July 7, 2004 in Haiku
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Comments
I very much like the last one.
Posted by: Stephen at July 7, 2004 05:46 PM
Glad they sprang to mind! heh
More would be great.
Posted by: Indigo at July 7, 2004 11:20 PM