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September 09, 2003
Is There a Doctor in the House, Redux
Q: How do you know your kitchen knife is sharp?
A: When you stop to ask yourself "Why is this onion bleeding?"
Ouch.
Posted by Russ at 09:38 PM, September 9, 2003 in Miscellany
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Dan Akroyd doing Julia Child comes to mind.
Posted by: Jim - Parkway Rest Stop at September 10, 2003 12:21 AM
Actually, you are much more likely to be injured with a dull knife than a sharp one.
Posted by: charles austin at September 10, 2003 09:39 PM