Haiku of the Day

Posted By on July 23, 2004 at 9:21 pm

Linda Ronstadt shows
her contempt for music fans.
Michael Moore suck-up.

Steve has a great photo for her next album cover. Yes, album, as in vinyl — I don’t think she’ll fit on a puny CD jewelcase.

Comments

3 Responses to “Haiku of the Day”

  1. Help me understand something.
    You don’t like Linda Ronstadt’s views, so…you make fun of her weight?
    And her weight has WHAT to do with her politics?
    I’m sorry, I just think it’s incredibly UN-intelligent of people to do that. It’s like they can’t think of a real argument, so they start pointing and calling her “fatso.”

  2. Russ says:

    Julie,
    If LR had anything substantive worth approaching with a logical, well-reasoned arguement, I’d have been on it like white on rice.
    Sadly, all LR does is insult her fans. There’s no “there” there. So rather than beat one’s head against a brick wall, the alternative is to have fun at her expense.
    It’s not like she’s prowling my site waiting to take offense.
    (And, BTW, I take this to mean you’ve not seen any of my Michael Moore haikus? Or seen the site MooreIsFat.com?)

  3. Brian B says:

    Well said, Russ.
    Moving on… I prefer the photo Ace had of her. I swear she looked like that character “Swan” from MadTV.