Russ Emerson | June 10, 2005
Where did this hair on my ears come from? Update: And the eyebrows… hokey smokes, I’m just a sapho-juice addiction and a bad haircut away from being able to impersonate Freddie Jones in the 1984 version of Dune.
Russ Emerson | June 9, 2005
You know you’re getting old when your little brother turns 42, as mine did yesterday. OK, OK, so 43 isn’t old, but it’s older than I’ve ever been before. If I’m not careful, I’ll degenerate into doing a permanent Grampa Simpson routine. Dear Mr. President, there are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. […]