Obviously

| April 10, 2007

If you need a DNA test to determine who your baby’s father is, you’re a whore. [Rape victims excepted, of course.]

I Got Nothin’

| March 27, 2007

Still no word on the MRI results. The longer I wait, the more nervous I get. Nonetheless, I am constantly reminded that whatever my problems are, they are as a hill of beans when compared to some other peoples’ problems. Like Tony Snow, for instance. Man, that just plain sucks. Good luck, Tony.