Russ Emerson | September 18, 2004
Well, this was inevitable. Macaulay Culkin Drug Bust I have a suggestion for all those parents pushing their kids into show business: drop dead. OK, if you won’t do that, at least do your kid a favor: ship them off to a good military school between gigs.
Russ Emerson | August 29, 2004
While driving home from the grocery store, I heard on the radio a mated pair of the shrieking yellowbellied variety of barking moonbat. They were going on and on about how awful Bush is, how awful Republicans are, war-for-oil, Halliburton! Halliburton! Halliburton!, and then proceeded to misquote the entirety of the First Amendment. A less-educated […]