Just Plain “Ass”

| December 22, 2004

Here’s someone who’s going to get coal in his stocking: A 17-year-old is accused of firing a pellet gun from a second-story window, hitting a man dressed as Santa Claus on Monday night. Police said the boy confessed. Maybe the ACLU will defend the poor oppressed-by-Judeo-Christian-symbology kid in Santa Court. He may be an insufferable […]

*Yawn*

| November 12, 2004

There appears to be a verdict in the Peterson murder trial. They’re announcing the verdict in less than an hour. In the words of Kyle Broflavski, “Don’t care, don’t care, don’t care.” I wonder what’s on the History Channel? Update: “Battlefield Detectives: Agincourt’s Dark Secrets” — if there’s anything that’ll suck my attention away from […]