Smokin’, Part I

| July 5, 2003

Tonight is the party a bunch of us are having for the Independence Day weekend. Ya, ya, yesterday was the Fourth, but the party is tonight. As previously discussed, I’m providing the barbecue. Yesterday, I brined the newly-acquired pork. Note: barbecue is pork. Not beef, not chicken – pork. Furthermore, “barbecue” is not a verb, […]

Comeuppance

| June 26, 2003

I think I’ve had my punishment for threatening olfactory crimes towards grieving relatives at my deathbed some (many) years hence. [Not, mind you, that I am eager to be on my deathbed, but I figure if you have to go, go out with style (as opposed to class).] Punishment, indeed. But allow me to fill […]