And Claymore Whisky, too.

Posted By on September 22, 2004 at 3:14 pm

Via one of the mailing lists I’m on, What Next? Uzi Bourbon?

The creator of one of the world’s most famous guns, the AK-47 assault rifle, launched another weapon in Britain Monday — Kalashnikov vodka.

Yep, it’s a real booze. Here’s their website.
A couple comments from my shooting friends:

I wonder if Feinstein, Schumer and Kennedy will try to ban this too??

I think Kennedy may try to get these bottles off the streets by drinking them all…

And the winners:

You can have it, you just can’t buy it in high-capacity containers.

… and you’re only allowed one shot at a time…

We’re such a fun group of guys.
[And yes, there really is a Claymore Whisky. Blended… ugh.]
Update/addendum: The mailing list to which I belong, in a contextually amusing conflation of guns and booze, is called “shooters.” Hard to go wrong with that.


3 Responses to “And Claymore Whisky, too.”

  1. Stephen says:

    Kennedy ought to go for any booze named after an “auto-loader.”
    He and Schumer don’t like the stock cork suppresser though. It starts with the regulation soft “pop” but the more shots they take, the louder it gets. Not to worry. The ammo case ends with soft slurs, an *erp* and a big spray.

  2. As President of the United States of America, I promise never to sign any bill restricting the right to free drinks, or the right to keep and bare whisky.
    Come on America! Vote for Yellow Dog and vote for free drinks as bare as you want to be.

  3. Paul Jacobs says:

    I loved my Claymore whisky which was availible in South Africa unfortunately it was discontinued, now a new whisky The Claymore Whiskey is availible. Since it was a couple of years that I never could obtain Claymore please let me know is it the same Whisky. (Claymore) against (The Claymore).
    Please let me know as I am sure from my memory the Claymore was a much smoother Whisky.

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