A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates

Posted By on September 18, 2011 at 4:27 am

  • I'd go to sleep. I really want to go to sleep. But I can't. Been browsing new car websites, though I have no intent to buy a new car. Weird. #
  • MT @rachellucas: Neighbor always flies Italian flag, but here's the view from my living room 2day. Brought tears. http://t.co/FycCUrr #
  • MT @johnhawkinsrwn: Every time I hear how we should feel sorry for the Palestinians, I remember they were cheering in the streets 10 yrs ago #
  • On this day, more than any other day of the year, I regret not remaining in the Army. And now I'm too old and broken. #
  • Yes. RT @Lileks: This. This right here. http://t.co/UMfpUxj #
  • No, that'd be "larnt me." RT @DavidLimbaugh: Sorry, but it's "larnt" RT @BrandonKiser: I LEARNT something today! #
  • [Tap tap tap] Is this thing on? #
  • I really oughtn't to be so damn smug when I mention to my doctor how long it's been since I've had a fall. #HubrisFail #
  • OK, that's it. I'm going to have to do something I had hoped to avoid: write a post about Michelle Bachmann. May God have mercy on my soul. #
  • The neuropathy seems to have decided to keep me awake all night/morning. Genuinely painful. I look forward to being a zombie all day. #
  • If I were a horse, someone would be offering me a blindfold and a cigarette right about now. #neuropathy #
  • I'll say this for the Mormons… no one does a Tabernacle Choir better than they do. #
  • Why #attackwatch Because none of them could be expected to remember how to spell "Angriff Wachmannschaft" in the original German. #
  • Hey, @attackwatch you know what your website is missing? Sig runes – http://t.co/NVlPyZJo #attackwatch #
  • LOLing // RT @derekahunter: Of all the ads for taxidermists you'll see today, this is far and away the funniest. http://t.co/WBy0cOBf #
  • I'm terrible. I heard about the crash at Reno and one of my first thoughts was, "I hope it wasn't an irreplaceable classic plane." #
  • I could have had bacon & eggs for my 1pm "breakfast" (night shift, eh?) but instead I had a big salad. Who do I return my Man Card to? #


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