A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates

Posted By on August 13, 2012 at 10:00 am

  • I got an actual medical bill today – not a "this is not a bill," a real bill. $3.71. Oh noes, break the bank!!1!!11!!eleven!!! #
  • +100 RT @ltsCartman: I've forgotten what it's like to have a normal sleeping pattern… #
  • I just slept 12+ hours straight. Miracle of miracles. #
  • Only two more days of self-injections to go. That's one thing I'm definitely going to be glad to be done with. #
  • Today at work, 'tis the day of the Great Password Changing. 742 accounts. If I were king for a day, that'd be fixed, or heads would roll. #
  • Of course, if I were king for a day, I'd go down in history as Russ the Impaler. I have a generally low tolerance for idiocy. #
  • Hooray, all done with the self-administered injections. Now… what should I do with all these used syringes? Darts? #
  • Watching "American Pickers," I can't help but think most of the "pickees" are mentally ill to one degree or another. Outdoor hoarders. #
  • RT @AceofSpadesHQ: FDR: "You have nothing to fear except fear itself" Paul Ryan: "I call my lucky skinning knife 'Fear Itself'" #
  • My sense is, by picking Ryan, Romney's made a substantial demonstration of good judgment. Good way to get full buy-in from the Right. #tcot #
  • RT @isfullofcrap: Never understood Rhythmic Gymnastics Ribbon event… they should call it Teasing Imaginary Cats. #
  • I should have gone to bed hours ago, but all the Ryan talk has kept me up. I may regret this when I have to start work this afternoon. #
  • Pics, or [etc.] // RT @StevieJWest: Oh, it's being BROUGHT. RT @marychastain: @StevieJWest Bring it baby!!! Spank me!!!! #
  • I should already be in bed asleep, but it may be wiser to wait for my leg to stop bleeding. Glad I'm done w/ the blood thinner injections. #
  • Waking up 10 minutes before work + a 10-second commute = win. #


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