A Week’s Worth of Twitter Updates

Posted By on January 9, 2012 at 11:00 am

  • I don't know why I should be so surprised about it, but I really do feel better after 8 hours of sleep, rather than, say, 3. #
  • Heck's Bells #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • The Visitor-on-a-Tourist-Visa Song #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Rock You Like A Tropical Storm #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • The Wreck of the Edward Fitzgerald Kennedy #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • One Bourbon #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Quatre Bras #lessambitiousrocksongs #historygeek #
  • Not so fast there, Sandman #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Johnny B. Meh #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • American Pop-Tart #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • BiBill O'Reilley #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Balzac Blitz #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Hirsute Guys of London #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Shine On You Crazy Cubic Zirconium #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Mmm Mmm #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Twist and Groan in Pain from a Herniated Disk #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Mr. Accordion Man #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • The Odds Are in Favor of Getting Fooled Again #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Louis, Louis #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Smells Like Teen Sweat Socks #lessambitiousrocksongs #OWS #
  • Nothing Compares 2 U2 #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Little Red Chevette #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Bad Herbal Remedy #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Oye Como What? #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Oh Petty Woman #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Oh, There's That Thing I've Been Looking For #lessambitiousrocksongs #
  • Kalbi & kimchi…. #paradise #
  • Re-re-reiterate: if the words "colossal" & "douchebag" didn't exist, they'd have to be invented to be used to describe Alan Colmes. #
  • Pay attention, Iowa. / RT @IMAO_ If you think Ron Paul has an actual chance to be president, the kind of lusional you are is the “de” kind. #
  • Woohoo! // RT @agentbedhead: New "Justified" wallpapers are out for Season 3! http://t.co/C9hsSKRo #
  • I need a red laser dot to play with to take my mind off everything. #
  • If any of y'all were in N.Carolina, I'd say come on over, let's drink. #IAcaucus #
  • When is the History Channel going to just admit the truth, and rename itself the Alien/Illuminati/Templar/Trilateral/CIA Conspiracy Channel? #
  • Ron Paul shouldn't play the "chickenhawk" card on Gingrich until he first shows us his own Spanish-American War enlistment papers. #tcot #
  • What are the odds we'll ever again have a POTUS who isn't in love with the sound of his own voice? (Slim, meet None.) #
  • Minus spiders, plus heights. Clowns… *shudder* // RT @CatsPolitics: Bridges, spiders, 4 more years of Obama, clowns #MyFears #
  • OK, legs: if you were to, say, stop spasming for the rest of the night, I'd really be OK with that. Promise. Cross my heart. #
  • New beard/mustache trimmer arrived from Amazon today. Kismet has *no* idea how close he is to getting "DOPE" shaved on his side. #
  • Poor bandwidth on the VPN to the office today. Multitasking difficulty tripled or worse. #firstworldproblems #
  • Oh yeah… maybe I should take my medications sometime today if I want my legs to behave. #
  • Finally figured out how to reprogram the thermostat. How humiliated would I have been if I'd had to call tech support? *T-H-I-S* humiliated. #
  • Ducking a strike contingency assignment (climbing utility poles in OH) is one of the few pluses to being a cripple… but a definite plus. #
  • I feel like I've been in a coma all day. Not sure what's up with that. #
  • New "Walking Dead" episodes coming next month… I don't care what @allahpundit says, it's a good show. #
  • Other gamers keep telling me I should try Skyrim. I'm about to give up all my free time for Mass Effect 3, so let's not go nuts, folks. #ME3 #
  • Quick poll: am I the oldest (49) gamer on the planet? I begin to suspect I may be. #bf3 #me3 #
  • My cable went out just now, 10 minutes before work. No net, no phone. Came back in the proverbial nick of. What terrific timing I have. #
  • Perspective: those who mock how the Santorums dealt with the death of a newborn are the same ones who think drum circles are normal. #
  • "Because the Democrats shouldn't have a lock on the anti-Semite vote." #ronpaulslogans #
  • "Do you see? DO YOU SEE?" #ronpaulslogans #
  • "If you've had too much sanity, Dr. Ron Paul has the cure." #ronpaulslogans #
  • "Because liberty is about more than just smoking dope. Sometimes it's about isolationism & letting Iran have nukes, too." #ronpaulslogans #
  • "The voices in my head say you should vote for me." #ronpaulslogans #
  • "I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war… and Jews." #ronpaulslogans #
  • "Magnets: how DO they work?" #ronpaulslogans #
  • No, I really am handicapped. Serious. // MT @rachelveronica: You're not handicapped. You're exceptional. #EdwardScissorhands #
  • Am I the only one who still has trouble remembering to say "Czech Republic" instead of "Czechoslovakia"? #
  • Another Monday morning, and again my "weekend" begins with a complete lack of sleep. Maybe I should medicate myself…. #

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