2nd Shift
Posted By Russ Emerson on May 17, 2006 at 7:23 pm
I have noticed a few good and bad things to being on the second/swing shift.
Bad: Driving home at zero-drunk-thirty every morning.
Good: No traffic.
Bad: . . . except for all the deer crossing the road.
Bad: Being called into the office for meetings before 3pm.
Good: The boss isn’t around to catch you sleeping under your desk.
Bad: Being vacuumed by the janitorial staff.
Bad: Never seeing the sun.
Good: Pasty white skin was popular among ancient Chinese royalty.
Bad: I’m not ancient Chinese royalty.
I’m sure there’s more.
Never seeing the sun would kill me. Straight up kill me.