Russ Emerson | December 23, 2004
Nyquil… “the nightime sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffyhead fever so you can rest medicine.” More appropriate, I think, is “the knock you just far enough on your butt so that the symptoms just don’t bother you and you can get some sleep… and sleep you will — far more than you planned or wanted… medicine.” […]
Russ Emerson | December 22, 2004
Here’s someone who’s going to get coal in his stocking: A 17-year-old is accused of firing a pellet gun from a second-story window, hitting a man dressed as Santa Claus on Monday night. Police said the boy confessed. Maybe the ACLU will defend the poor oppressed-by-Judeo-Christian-symbology kid in Santa Court. He may be an insufferable […]